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You Are Worthless

by Scott Dikkers
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You Are Worthless is the self-help book from hell. This bracing blast of negativity takes aim at the impossibly cheerful inspirational self-help books flooding the market and hits the bullseye, with chapters such as Your Good-for-Nothing Friends, Your Miserable Job, and Life: What's the Use.

This hilarious parody collects hundreds of tidbits of painful reality such as You're no good, you're not great-looking, and you're going to die someday and it's probably going to hurt. Who among us isn't sick to death of the gushy, new-agey inspirational books that blindly assert that everyone is worthy? We all know the truth, and this book is as refreshing as a slap to the face.

Just some of the depressingly humorous nuggets of truth include:

  • You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else.

  • The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it.

  • As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder.

  • If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face.

    You Are Worthless also features a section called Hopeless Role Models from History, including Helen Keller (I've had it), and Abraham Lincoln (The only thing I'm good at is losing).

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    Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

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    • ISBN: 9780740789410
    • Release date: October 31, 2011

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    • ISBN: 9780740789410
    • File size: 2888 KB
    • Release date: October 31, 2011

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    subjects

    Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)

    Languages

    English

    You Are Worthless is the self-help book from hell. This bracing blast of negativity takes aim at the impossibly cheerful inspirational self-help books flooding the market and hits the bullseye, with chapters such as Your Good-for-Nothing Friends, Your Miserable Job, and Life: What's the Use.

    This hilarious parody collects hundreds of tidbits of painful reality such as You're no good, you're not great-looking, and you're going to die someday and it's probably going to hurt. Who among us isn't sick to death of the gushy, new-agey inspirational books that blindly assert that everyone is worthy? We all know the truth, and this book is as refreshing as a slap to the face.

    Just some of the depressingly humorous nuggets of truth include:

  • You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else.

  • The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it.

  • As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder.

  • If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face.

    You Are Worthless also features a section called Hopeless Role Models from History, including Helen Keller (I've had it), and Abraham Lincoln (The only thing I'm good at is losing).

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    Nonfiction Humor (Nonfiction)
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